We've been on this ship for, what seems like, years. I've been my crew's hostage for, again, years. I don't know the day or the date -- I'm keeping track of my time in captivity by marking the wall....
Let’s be honest. Streaming shows are the only thing keeping us from losing it altogether. So, whether you’re sneaking 30 minutes in your closet with Netflix + your iPad or staying up too late with your partner after the...
Since I became their hostage, I assumed my captors (AKA my former crew) would isolate me in my chambers. In truth, I was looking forward to it. Instead, they are insisting I accompany them in whatever they do. There...
Well, the worst happened. Mutiny. I write this now as a prisoner from my own ship. This is first day of my captivity. My captors, AKA my former crew members, have taken me hostage. While the weekend showed promise of...
The day started with company in the bathroom. Since when does the Captain have to share The Head with another member of the crew? Of course it was the smallest (and least experienced) member of the crew. When I...
How are you coping with the Coronavirus? Are you doing okay with this new normal? At this stage of quarantine, I feel like I'm at greater risk from our precautions than Covid-19. I find myself suddenly doing double duty...
Each day, I dress proudly in my Captain's uniform. Today, the most senior crew member asked, "Why do you wear the same clothes every day?" Can you imagine asking a senior officer such a question about her uniform? Shocking...
I've been on this ship for 2 days but it feels like years. Spirits are low. Well, maybe just my spirits. Or maybe I'm imbibing in too many spirits? I supposed time will tell. It was a grey day out...
If I have to play Candy Land one more time, I think I may just throw up. There was a time when I would have happily pawed through those color cards praying for a lollipop, but that ship has...
It's my first day as captain of the ship USS Coronavirus. The ship consists of myself, my first mate, three unruly crew members, and a cat. We only have 247 roles of toilet paper left. The crew on this ship is...

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We are thrilled to announce our (Virtual) Seacoast Moms Speaker Series on Race! After the murder of George Floyd, we at Seacoast Moms are taking...